video\ games

1. (video games) (1452↑, 172↓)

The only thing that's fun to do anymore.

Real life sucks.

Author: Human http://video-games.urbanup.com/197088

2. (video games) (732↑, 78↓)

An escape from life, like (see [weed]). When you get back, the problems of life hit you in the face like a brick.

mother: why are you on those games so much? son: Everything else sucks.

Author: leah http://video-games.urbanup.com/1151903

3. (video games) (447↑, 72↓)

computerized games involving many gernes of types

I play video games because murder in real life is illegal.

Author: Bob Smith http://video-games.urbanup.com/113518

4. (video games) (436↑, 108↓)

The only thing that brings me joy.

Life is nothing without video games

Author: chocobo chaser http://video-games.urbanup.com/1036381

5. (Video Games) (298↑, 52↓)

3D or 2D virtual games that can waste your time for good and fun.

I play videogames because the world outside my house burns t3h Sk1n.

Author: Sephyr http://video-games.urbanup.com/489328

6. (video games) (299↑, 82↓)

a true test of skill, unless you have it on fuckin easy you nerd\!

Nerd: Hey, I just beat Legend of Zelda Gamer: Who hasnt, motha fucka\!

Author: Jay C http://video-games.urbanup.com/276172

7. (video games) (196↑, 70↓)

A way to escape, like (see [weed]). The problems of life slip away, but once reality is back, they hit you in the face like a brick.

mother: why are you on those games all of the time? son: everything else sucks.

Author: leah http://video-games.urbanup.com/1151902

8. (video games) (138↑, 35↓)

1. A side-option to having sexual intercourse. 2. Better than sliced bread.

1. Sherryl said she would have sex with me, but I'm almost finished with Devil May Cry 3 on hard mode\! 2. Video games are better than sliced bread.

Author: JT195 http://video-games.urbanup.com/1768797

9. (video games) (118↑, 26↓)

the most fun and underrated thing in the world.

Video games aren't gangsta or punk rock, just making that clear.....

Author: ReaperZero http://video-games.urbanup.com/2019270

10. (video games) (106↑, 31↓)

What us geeks and nerds did before anyone else, back when they weren't cool, or 3d, or anything. Now, it's an international phenomenon helping us get fat, lazy, and girlfriends over the internet, with jocks as well as any playing stuff from [halo] to [oblivion], [wow], [grand turismo], [zelda], or anything else we all like.

Video games are the bane of human existence. And we will love them forever.

Author: Artifishalfish http://video-games.urbanup.com/1879384

11. (Video Games) (73↑, 22↓)

Interactive games with video and audio. Many video games first created were simple, video games now are very interactive, like the Wii, XB360 and PS3. The definitions for video games/systems on this sight are just fanboys trying to make there company sound cool by saying things like "wii owns XB360 sucks ass and is a waste of money." Why can't we all admit that All video game systems are greaT?

Tom: "Lets go play some video games on the Wii, 360, and PS3." Jeff: "Yeah because we like them all equally\!"

Author: Jonny Phone http://video-games.urbanup.com/2299706

12. (video games) (53↑, 12↓)

A form of electronic interactive entertainment, one that has a considerable amount of history, and one that has gained an incredible amount of world-wide recognition over the years. However, despite their technilogical evolution, world-wide recognition, and staggering age-spanning consumer rates, video games are still subjected to a variety of stereotypes. These stereotypes are maintained by those who still harness the mindset that "all" video games are stupid, childish, time-wasting, mentally unbeneficial, or anyone who plays video games is somehow incapable of having a life. On the contrary, video games in many ways can be more mentally beneficial than any other form of entertainment. Specific video games can provide god-like creative abilities, have educational values, reduce stress levels, improve hand-eye coordination, stimulate intellectual properties, even make exercise enjoyable thanks to evolved control schemes "Wii Fit". Delving into the immersive qualities of video games, video games can have very unique relationships with story-telling due to their interactivity. These include altering the course of the story based on choices, playing as different characters, having multiple endings e.t.c I could go on forever. Video games do not only offer entertainment, but unmatched immersive storytelling experiences.

Carlton: Video games are stupid. Jake: No, that’s just a stereotype, and by today’s standards you couldn't be more false.

Author: A random individual http://video-games.urbanup.com/5609970

13. (video games) (44↑, 7↓)

The only form of entertainment besides music that is actually fun and interesting anymore.

I hardly watch TV, but I LOVE video games. :)

Author: Marco K. http://video-games.urbanup.com/4973922

14. (video games) (57↑, 21↓)

In the 80s and 90s, video games were about fun and entertainment, but they have now become a nerd version of politics.

video games Heres a joke: Q: What do politicians and fanboys have in common? A: They both can win, but still be retarded.

Author: Clinker http://video-games.urbanup.com/2813201

15. (Video games) (37↑, 8↓)

A computerized game that is played on a screen. If it weren't for these things, most young guys in America would spend a lot more time masturbating.

I needed an escape from my real-life problems, so I turned on my wii and played video games for awhile.

Author: Teh goods http://video-games.urbanup.com/4352770

16. (Video Games) (31↑, 8↓)

Invented so that teenage boys would have something else to do rather than masturbate all day.

Jake masturbates less because of video games but he still spends his time [masturbating] for two times longer then the amount of time playing on his [xbox].

Author: OrnluTheWolf http://video-games.urbanup.com/5703714

17. (video games) (44↑, 21↓)

What is fun to do, but is misunderstood for causing real-world violence (see [Jack Thompson]). A real video gamer judges video games, not video game systems. Each video game systems has good games and bad games. There is no system that has all good games.

Examples of video games: [Mario], [Zelda], [Metroid], [Tommy Vercetti], [Master Chief]

Author: Light dude http://video-games.urbanup.com/2599784

18. (video games) (50↑, 44↓)

Alcoholic beverages.

Holy shit, we played soooo many video games last night, by the time we finished, I could hardly walk.

Author: RapedbyJesus http://video-games.urbanup.com/1931034

19. (Video Games) (8↑, 17↓)

Code word for porn\!

Friend: Hey, wanna play some video games today. You: Sure ;)

Author: sk8r277 http://video-games.urbanup.com/5430338

20. (video games) (10↑, 42↓)

a word for using,posessing,or buying marajuana

i played video games last night. My friends and i are just going home to play video games

Author: remington marie gaughan http://video-games.urbanup.com/3055955

21. (Video Games) (15↑, 52↓)

This is the SHIT\!\!\! A devise created by Black Jesus and Shigeru Miyamoto after they fucked that hoe-bag Mary to pass the time that gives an alternitive to expereincing life by giving you fake ass sex, enough drugs to blow Cuba off the map, and enough brain busting violence to make you the ruler of hell. Video games lets you do these things in a way that won't give you AIDS, cancer, or the death sencence for all the fucking crazy ass shit you just did. This is the most popular thing to do now-a-days, because God has given us a lack of good looking pussy, non-killing drugs, and a way to comit murder and be considered a hero like back in the mideval times. 10 years ago, if you were a gamer, it would get you a rock thrown thru your skull, a punch in your dick, and a NES copy of Super Mario rammed up your ass.

Shigeru Miyamoto, the man who is called the Godfather of Gaming. do you really need any other examples... no you don't but your dumb ass is just gonna keep reading anyway, so i'll just list off a few for you to look at while my rented Chuck Noris ninjas sneak up on you and mind fuck you into thinking that your a catholic school slut with pink pigtails (dipshit). Here are some Video games examples: Halo, Doom, Zelda, Mario, Tomb Raider, Gears of War, Manhunt 2, Imfamous, Diablo 3, Final Fantsasy 1 thru who gives a fucking rat's ass.

Author: Sinkurepa the gamer http://video-games.urbanup.com/4009777

22. (Video Games) (30↑, 122↓)

A relatively new form of entertainment. Kids with no lives are marketed towards more than any one else. Some kids say it is the best form of entertainment, when they never actually try anything else. You will never see a smile on someones face while they are playing video games. Note:if you play video games all day, or even an hour a day, you are a nerd with no real life.

Person with a life: Hey John, I'm going to Yellowstone, do you want to join me? John the Nerd: NOOOO I'm trying to level up my elf\! Person with a life: You do realize you gain nothing out of video games right? John the Nerd: NOOOO They teach me how to... I think you're right. NOOOOOO\! I spent hundreds on my collection. Person with a life: You are still a nerd who will inevitably fail at life.

Author: Videogamessuck http://video-games.urbanup.com/3361744

23. (video games) (58↑, 204↓)

Mindless box with which to waste life away. See also [television]

Man, I played video games for 15 hours strait last night. I can't even see anymore.

Author: Gemini Twin \#2 http://video-games.urbanup.com/1506376

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Last updated: 2012.03.01